Eager to escape the city for the last weekend of summer, a humpback whale traveled to the Rockaways to soak up the sun, feed on some fresh fish, and splash around in the sea. We expect she’ll eventually make a break for the Hamptons, where she’ll drink rosé and get into a fight with her friends about attending a party at Molly Sims’s house.
Mini Mike Bloomberg is playing poker with his foolhardy and unsuspecting Democrat rivals. He says that if he loses (he really means when!) in the primaries, he will spend money helping whoever the Democrat nominee is. By doing this, he figures, they won’t hit him as hard….
….during his hopeless “presidential” campaign. They will remain silent! The fact is, when Mini losses, he will be spending very little of his money on these “clowns” because he will consider himself to be the biggest clown of them all - and he will be right!