King O strikes again: “The FAA has issued a no-fly warning that extends for most of Friday and all day Saturday through Sunday, grounding seaplanes to East Hampton, Montauk, Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket,” the New York Post’s “Page Six” reports. The president will reportedly hop from a fund-raiser with Wall Streeters in Purchase to one in Newport, Rhode Island, foiling rich people’s plans along the way. (And with so little rosé to cope…) On Saturday, Obama will also attend the wedding of Washington “‘It’ couple” Sam Kass, his personal chef, and MSNBC host Alex Wagner in Pocantico Hills, New York. So at least Fox News has something to cover all weekend.