ballmer time Aug. 19, 2014

Steve Ballmer Quits Microsoft Board to Spend More Time With His Vocal Cords

By Jessica Roy

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Photo: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

Complete and total maniac Steve Ballmer has officially chosen the Clippers over Clippy. Bloomberg reports that the storied former Microsoft CEO officially resigned his board seat today to focus full time on being a sweaty rich white guy who owns a basketball team.

In case you think a career switch will hinder his love of screaming and going completely insane, think again: Ballmer proved yesterday, during a Clippers press conference, that he’s still the yelly weird guy we fell in love with back when Microsoft wasn’t just an operating system your employer forced you to relearn how to use.

Sources

Tags:

ballmer time

Show Leave a Comment

Steve Ballmer Quits Microsoft Board to Yell More

Things you buy through our links may earn Vox Media a commission.

Most Viewed Stories

Editor’s Picks

THE FEED

What Happened in the Trump Trial Today: Trump Lawyer Flails

A running recap of Donald Trump’s first criminal trial.

early and often

early and often

Can Down-Ballot Races Lift Biden to Victory in 2024?

Democrats hope strong state-level candidates and popular abortion-rights initiatives can make up for a lack of enthusiasm about the president.

just asking questions

just asking questions

Under Fire As an Aid Worker in Gaza

UNICEF’s Tess Ingram on her time distributing food in a war zone.

Most Popular

Mehdi Hasan Wants to Debate You

By E. Alex Jung

His aggressive interviewing style landed him a Sunday show on MSNBC. Until he started talking about Palestine.

A Porn-Star Payoff or a Threat to Democracy?

Trump goes on trial for the least of his offenses.

early and often

early and often

Passing Ukraine Aid Doesn’t Make Mike Johnson a Bipartisan Hero

As with Mike Pence, one good deed can’t erase the Speaker’s long history of toadying to Trump.

Yankees Manager Ejected From Game in Hilariously Unjust Fashion

By Benjamin Hart

A rowdy fan, a comic misunderstanding, and a very stubborn umpire.

tremendous content

tremendous content

Melania Trump Honors ‘All Mothers’ by Selling Ugly $245 Necklace

By Margaret Hartmann

This Mother’s Day, express “Her Love & Gratitude” — whatever that means — with a gold necklace featuring the former First Lady’s signature.

Everything We Know About Donald Trump’s Wild Civil Bond Saga

By Kevin T. Dugan

A giant financial drain on the former president’s coffers is at the center of his appeal on his fraud case

tremendous content

tremendous content

Hush-Money Trial Revives Doorman’s Trump-Love-Child Story

By Margaret Hartmann

Did you forget about former Trump Tower doorman Dino Sajudin’s wild claim that Trump has a secret sixth child? There’s a good reason.

student protests

student protests

Yale Protesters Are Getting Arrested Now, Too

The school cracked down on demonstrators demanding divestment from Israel, days after Columbia called in the police.

the national interest

the national interest

Why Anti-Israel Protesters Won’t Stop Harassing Jews

By Jonathan Chait

The movement’s ideological character invites rage and violence.

early and often

early and often

Biden’s Uncle (Probably) Wasn’t Eaten by Cannibals

By Margaret Hartmann

Do the facts support Biden’s tale of World War II–era cannibalism? Not really. And Papua New Guinea’s prime minister was offended by the claim.

early and often

early and often

Who’s the Trump VP Pick? Latest Odds for Every Shortlist Candidate.

By Margaret Hartmann

Does Kristi Noem have “the look”? Is Tim Scott loyal enough? Is MTG out? Here are each VP candidate’s odds in the race to be Trump’s running mate.

higher education

higher education

Scott Galloway on Whether College Is Still Worth It

By Kevin T. Dugan

The NYU marketing professor and Pivot co-host reflects on the challenges facing Gen Z and whether the university system is stacked against it.

Inside Todd Blanche’s Plan to Keep Donald Trump Out of Jail

Twelve jurors seated. He just needs one.

Meta’s AI Needs to Speak With You

By John Herrman

The company is putting chatbots everywhere so you don’t go anywhere.

Why Joe Biden Really, Really Wants Lower Interest Rates

By Kevin T. Dugan

It would probably boost his election odds. But Jerome Powell doesn’t look ready to help him.

The Time Trump Claimed He Won a Fake ‘Man of the Year’ Award

By Benjamin Hart

A small but brazen lie resulted in a cringey display of Republican fealty.

early and often

early and often

House Passes Ukraine, Israel Aid: How It Happened

By Intelligencer Staff

The House approved a $95 billion aid package for Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan on Saturday, as Speaker Mike Johnson faced a crucial test.

just asking questions

just asking questions

Isra Hirsi On the Resilience of Columbia University’s Pro-Palestinian Protests

The suspended Barnard student talks about the purpose of the encampment, the crackdown, and what’s next for her and other activists on campus.

Man Who Self-Immolated Near Trump Trial Dies: How It Happened

By Intelligencer Staff

A disturbed 37-year-old man published a manifesto of conspiratorial beliefs shortly before igniting himself.

early and often

early and often

Democracy Doesn’t Need Independent Candidates Like RFK Jr.

Candidates who represent no party or distinct point of view other than their own ambitions don’t make our system better. They’re often just spoilers.

early and often

early and often

Why Mike Johnson Finally Ditched Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Far Right

“I thought it was a profile in courage to do the right thing and be on the right side of history,” explained one House GOP colleague.

early and often

early and often

Trump Is Ready to Flood Courts With Election Fraud Claims

The 100,000 election “observers” Trump plans to deploy in 2024 will ensure there’s lots of material for fraud allegations, even if it’s all frivolous.