Twenty-six-year-old Joe is a homeless bro who makes $150 every day panhandling on the streets of New York. He also picks up women and sleeps with them not only so he can “lay the good pipe,” as he so eloquently puts it, but also so that he doesn’t have to sleep on the street.
Originally hailing from Boston, Joe was kicked out of his house by his mother after she found his drug stash. Now he spends his days drinking cheap vodka and Gatorade, creepily hitting on women, and stealing hair gel and Red Bull from Duane Reade. Livin’ the dream.
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