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Man Sues After Waking Up From Surgery Wearing Pink Women’s Underwear

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A man in Delaware who is clearly not very into cross-dressing is suing a local surgical center after he claims he awoke from surgery wearing women’s underwear. And not just any women’s underwear: pink women’s underwear.

The lawsuit claims that 32-year-old Andrew Walls suffered such mental anguish upon waking from a colonoscopy to find himself modeling the type of undergarments that half the population wears every single day that he “lost wages and … earning capacity.” So he’s suing Delaware Surgery for damages, claiming “intentional infliction of emotional distress.”

Thank God they didn’t put a thong on him, or he’d never work again.

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Man Awakes From Surgery Wearing Women’s Panties