For those too bored to pay attention to the specifics — as well as the obsessives who need holding over until something actually happens — there are the photobombs. Mitch McConnell fell victim while presumably voting for himself in Kentucky this morning, but it was just as uncomfortable when he posed with a supportive meme.
Yes, there are pro–Mitch McConnell memes:
Missouri Governor Jay Nixon had the second worst “watch me vote” pic of the day, sharing the frame with an accidental butt crack and then advertising it:
Up north, Chris Christie showed his New Jersey pride by casting a ballot in his Notre Dame pullover:
Meanwhile, in New York, “Sandra Lee gave Andrew Cuomo a hand at the polling station Tuesday,” the Daily News reports. Ahem:
Clay Aiken is an underdog today in North Carolina, but he was once on reality television, so people still want to take selfies with him:
Unfortunately, the American Idol runner-up’s campaign bus is more interested in performing too-neat metaphors than running:
Stay tuned for the tears of defeat — those come much later.