The temperature is below freezing, your sparkliest dress is eagerly awaiting the one time a year you break it out, and thousands upon thousands of completely insane people have already begun to gather in Times Square to stand around in closed-off pens peeing into water bottles. It’s the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yearrrrr.
Thousands have already descended upon Times Square for the chance to watch a cheap-looking gigantic disco ball be raised and lowered (not worth it) and also to gaze upon the angelic form of Taylor Swift for seven minutes (worth it). Have fun, you crazy kids.
