crimes and misdemeanors

Teen Girl Beats Up Boy for Farting Near Her

Photo: NYC Department of Education

A 17-year-old Staten Island girl reportedly hit a fellow student at South Richmond High School with a metal stool after becoming outraged that he farted near her. The 15-year-old boy needed eight stitches. While we admire anybody willing to stand up for their nasal rights, a simple “ew gross don’t fart near me” probably would’ve sufficed.