Dominique Strauss-Kahn Barely Had Time to Squeeze in 4 Sex Parties a Year

Dominique Strauss-Kahn attends the Tribute To Alain Delon during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France.

Calm down, everybody. Former IMF managing director Dominique Strauss-Kahn wants you to know he’s not as gross as you think he is. While on trial in France for “aggravated pimping as part of a group,” DSK told the court that he was attending sex parties like, four times a year. That’s only once a quarter, people. It barely even counts.

When you read the criminal complaint you get the impression it was this frenetic activity,” DSK said in a Lille court on Tuesday, according to the Financial Times. “But it was four times a year, not more than that. It wasn’t this out-of-control activity.”

Though the details of the sex parties are lurid and unsettling, Strauss-Kahn also said on Tuesday that he was simply too busy “saving the world” to attend all these orgies, noting that he simply “had other things to do.”

DSK: a man of true restraint.


Dominique Strauss-Kahn Too Busy for Sex Parties