The Best of Twitter Mocking the New Apple Watch

“This is my grandfather’s Apple Watch. He wore it every day of his life for 15.5 months."

— Owen Good (@owengood) March 9, 2015

Apple Watch: Class War Edition.

— dan sinker (@dansinker) March 9, 2015

what are you guys talking about... I see the new mac book as blue and black ; )

— Dan D'Addario (@DPD_) March 9, 2015

"I could stand here and read out iggy azalea lyrics instead of specs, you're gonna buy this regardless" - tim cook

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) March 9, 2015

me: heres a flower for u baby margaret: i want a divorce pic.twitter.com/TrPwnLGpvc

— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) March 9, 2015

Because I just know this will matter to someone: The gold Apple Watch costs 62.59 bitcoins

— danprimack (@danprimack) March 9, 2015

Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/GGXWVPjy8z

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) March 9, 2015

I've never robbed anybody in my life but I'd seriously consider robbing somebody wearing a $10,000 Apple wristwatch.

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) March 9, 2015

Steve Jobs!!!!! Steve Jobs!!!!!! They've released a Gold Steve Jobs!!!!!!! HE'S BACK BABY

— Cate Blupchett (@blippoblappo) March 9, 2015

What if shifting to appeal to luxury buyers in an age of record inequality is a brand damaging event

— Christopher Mims (@mims) March 9, 2015