A pair of New Jersey police officers got the thrill of their lives on Saturday evening, when they responded to “calls of a disorderly goat head-butting a door.” According to a post on the Paramus Police Department’s Facebook page, the cops managed to nab the adorable creature as he was making a break for it (or, as they put it, “running in the roadway”). He’s now in the care of a local animal shelter, and the authorities are working to find his owner, who must really be missing their tiny, disorderly goat on this Easter Sunday.
Let me say this to the President. I am a proud Jewish person. And I have no concerns about voting Democratic. And, in fact, I intend to vote for a Jewish man to become the next president of the United States.