Donald Trump autographs a supporter’s chest after a speech at a campaign rally at the Prince William County Fair Ground on December 2 in Manassas, Virginia.
Photo: Cliff Owen/AP
I spy two rings, a blue suit that needs to be pressed, a smartphone, and a permanent marker signing a woman’s chest;
A grin that speaks at least 2,000 words, the word America twice — so classy and great — and the beginning of a D taking up John Hancockian real estate;
A staring contest between Donald and the front of his book — oh God, we can’t stop staring at that look;
A promise to make everything great again — he swears — and in the foreground, that big and beautiful head filled with super-real hairs.
