Look, writing a romantic note to your significant other is hard. Nobody wants to go overboard and sound creepy or voyeuristic. That’s why, rather than take a chance on writing his own material, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson did what many others do: He turned to Google.
A quick search of the above text, describing Wilson’s girlfriend, Ciara, will lead you to descriptivewriting.wordpress.com, which contains many tips and pointers on how to describe a beautiful woman.
Wilson likely searched for “how to describe a beautiful woman” and just went with the first result. As Deadspin points out, he’s used this same tactic on at least one other occasion. A word to the wise: If you can find it on Google, so can everybody else.
