Readers: Do You Fantasize About Your Neighbors?

Tell us what you’re thinking about them. Photo: C.J. Burton/Corbis

Have you pieced together overheard conversations and convinced yourself that the guy next door is in the CIA? Do you turn off the lights and spy on the family across the way as they eat dinner every night at six on the dot and imagine what they’re talking about? Do you think longingly/listlessly/queasily about the sex noises coming from the single 20-something dude upstairs? Do you swear that the lady next door, after her dog died, cooked it and ate it? We want to hear all the fantastical, neurotic, and bizarre thoughts you have about your neighbors. Write to us, and tell us your stories at Your musings might appear in an upcoming issue of the magazine.

Do You Fantasize About Your Neighbors?