Report: Chris Christie Reduced to Fetching Donald Trump’s McDonald’s Orders

Donald Trump Attends Fundraising Rally For NJ Gov. Chris Christie
What is the sound of one sad man clapping?

Chris Christie has assured the public that he is not Donald Trump’s hostage. But a new report suggests that he may be the Republican nominee’s indentured servant. 

The past week has produced countless reports on how the Trump campaign is severely understaffed. But a parenthetical detail in Ryan Lizza’s latest campaign dispatch reveals just how shoestring the operation is — and just how far the New Jersey governor has fallen.

Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, another of Trump’s opponents early in the campaign, has transformed himself into a sort of manservant, who is constantly with Trump at events. (One Republican told me that a friend of his on the Trump campaign used Snapchat to send him a video of Christie fetching Trump’s McDonald’s order.)

As Mediaite notes, Trump first revealed the master-servant dynamic in his relationship with Christie back in February, when a hot mic caught him ordering the governor to “get on the plane or go home.”

Karma is real, and crueler than we’d ever imagined.

Report: Christie Is Literally Trump’s Manservant