Today, Wednesday, July 20, in the year of our Lord Nintendo, Jeff Bezos (of Amazon and Washington Post fame) joined Vine. And while recent reports have indicated that the seven-second platform is losing its former glory among the teens who drove it to prominence, if anyone can save Vine and engage high schoolers, it is Jeff Bezos dressed as a blue-faced alien wearing a tunic and eating mashed potatoes and peas.
Bezos has a cameo appearance in the upcoming Star Trek Beyond film, so the costume was likely a one-time deal. But honestly, I hope he keeps at it with the weirdo Vines. Cheers, Jeff.