This should go without saying, but in case you are an actual child, here goes: If you find yourself at a county fair, don’t hit the cows. Or walk between a pair of them and aggressively elbow their ribs. If you do, you run the risk of getting stuck there. And if you do, Reddit will find you, GIF you, and the internet at large will laugh at you. And you’ll probably deserve it.
In a GIF making the rounds on /r/instant_regret today, you can see a young, brace-faced boy giving an interview at what appears to be some sort of fair. (Prize ribbons and livestock being the context clues here.) He seems nice enough, but the real star is the kid behind him, who gets trapped between two cows and attempts (unsuccessfully) to claw his way back out until a woman lifts him out from his bovine prison.
Few other details (like where or when this happened) can be gleaned from the video, but honestly, it doesn’t matter. There is a kid. Stuck between two cows. And that is all you need to know.
