Naked Trump Now Gazing at New Jersey Commuters

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Good news, creeps: The lumpy, venous, naked Donald Trump statue removed from Union Square last month has found a new home.

As certain commuters could tell you, it’s now mounted on a Jersey City rooftop, just outside the Holland Tunnel. (A copy spotted gazing down at I-95 in Miami was reportedly taken down yesterday.) According to its creators, the artist collective INDECLINE, the piece, which was installed with the help of New Jersey’s Mana Contemporary gallery, is supposed to stay where it is until the election in November, hopefully sparing the public from additional Parks Department dick jokes.

Naked Trump Now Gazing at New Jersey Commuters