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Man Buys a Horse With His Tax Return: A Play in Two Tweets

Amid a world of turmoil, Select All is proud to present a very short story with a happy ending. Back in December, a man on Twitter posed, dressed in cowboy garb, in front of Whataburger, and claimed he was going to buy himself a horse when he received his tax return. Which he appears to have done. Now, without further ado, sit back and enjoy the show.

Act I:

Act II:

Please clap for this young man, his horse, and his very good tweets.

Man Buys a Horse With His Tax Return: A Play in Two Tweets