The United States Navy would like to let you all know that it is not in the business of drawing dicks in the sky with its planes. And that anyone caught doing so — like these true patriots at the naval air station on Whidbey Island earlier this week — would be held accountable for their actions. Which might be worth it … depending on how much you value viral internet fame over your military career.
The drawing appeared over Okanogan County in Washington State on Thursday. “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” a Navy spokesperson told local news outlet KREM 2. The FAA also noted that it “cannot police morally,” effectively washing its hands of any involvement with the sky dick.