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Stereo

512 W. 29th St. , New York, NY 10011
nr. Tenth Ave.  See Map | Subway Directions Hopstop Popup
212-244-1965 Send to Phone

Official Website

stereonyc.com

Nearby Subway Stops

A, C, E at 34th St.-Penn Station

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Where mermaids once swam behind the bar, a mural of tape decks by graffiti artist Ces now sets the tone. In their late-20s when they opened the club, Mike Satsky, Brian Gefter, and Barry Mullineaux didn’t run with Run DMC, but they’re out to evoke that era by planting old boom boxes and black and white photos of breakdancers in the VIP area—now open for all to eye, as is the DJ podium where socialite spinners like in-house DJ AM, Jus Ske, and the Ronson sibs mash up rock and rap. Bartenders whose shirts tout lyrics from both genres dole out fruity concoctions like the MC Cooler (pineapple, lime, and orange juices mixed with rum) to the narrow front area, which because of the palm trees running down the middle, gets packed faster than you can say “Yes yes y’all.” In the boxy back area, where padded walls enclose banquettes built for bottle-buying, the boyz in da designer hoodies watch women kick it old-school as best they can in high heels.

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PLEASE GOD SHUT THIS JOKE OF PLACE DOWN ALREADY!

SOHOlita from 10001 | Posted on 1/17/08

Overall Rating: 1 (Not Recommended)

This club/ lounge is SUCH a joke! The bouncers are a bunch of apes ... while passing through the VIP line before I went in with some of my girlfriends, I overheard one of the fat white doormen trying to get his game on with some white trash tourists telling them how he worked at Tiffany & Co during the day and got 80% off ... I've got news for you honey, Tiffany & Co wouldn't even meet with a tubby assed loser like you to begin with let alone give you an 80% discount plan. Making my way into the club, the air reeked of mold and mildew, I have never seen so many ugly men/ boys in my life and upon grabbing a drink at the bar cocktails were totally watered down and foul and their hyped up music selection was tcompletely overrated. This place is O-V-E-R!!!

Lamest Crowd/Worst Music

sb06389p from 12564 | Posted on 3/3/07

Overall Rating: 1 (Not Recommended)

If Stereo was hot, it defaintly isnt anymore. The crowd was lame and lifeless. The music was terrible, Lil Jon beats with Nirvana lyrics...are you kidding me with that? No, it was no joke. This place was so sad. Almost as sad as the expressions on the coked up women who dragged thier lifeless bodies from one end of the club to the other. Its a night of my life that I'm never getting back. Waste of time

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