Take a lovely cruise (a free one, at that!) to an exotic island where fruity rum drinks are served in coconut shell-inspired glasses. Sounds great, right? Beware. A forty-five-minute bus ride brings you to a strip-mall hell of Kafkaesque proportions, where you'll find this suburban Chinese joint serving flaming "Polynesian" specialties along with the usual MSG-laden fare. Drinks with names like Pineapple Paradise are tasty enough (and so sugary, your hangover will be more like a case of diabetes). But by the time you get here, you'll need six of them in order to calm down. Just don't miss the last bus back to the ferry.Extra
Order Coconut Chicken (one of the Polynesian dishes), and you'll get regular ol' Sweet & Sour Chicken, mixed with Maraschino cherries and liberally topped with coconut shavings. Mmmm.
Picnics with a view, roller-skating nostalgia, and a party for gay headbangers.