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Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

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(No longer in theaters)
  • Rating: G
  • Director: Jon Chu   Cast: Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Jaden Smith, Shawn Stockman, Wanya Morris
  • Running Time: 105 minutes
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Genre

Documentary, Musical

Distributor

Paramount Pictures

Release Date

Feb 9, 2011

Release Notes

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Review

On our way to the concert documentary Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, my 12-year-old daughter asked, “Dad, do you think they’d mind if during the movie I screamed?” I said I thought the studio would be thrilled if she added her scream to the sum of all screams: She would thereby prove herself a “True Belieber.” The film, as it turns out, is packed with little girls screaming—and moaning and weeping and looking as if they’re ten seconds away from setting themselves on fire. I’d have screamed myself if I were a student of marketing. It’s a really hot piece of packaging.

The key, of course, is that Bieber is presented as a kid who rose to stardom without the aid of corporate packaging. Never Say Never opens with a computer screen and a mouse clicking on early YouTube viral videos: laughing babies, cute dogs, etc. Then there’s this little Canadian hair-helmet in a paneled room, a small-town boy with a big-city voice. “Hey, check out this kid!” reads a fake but representative e-mail. Bieber, we’re told, is the first social-network superstar.

He might well be, but the packagers have certainly arrived. The movie is cunningly woven to show the tension between his insane, abnormal success and his vow to remain a sane, normal 16-year-old. In this, we’re told, his background is crucial. His very young parents split when he was 10 months old, but he always had the love of his mother and her mom and dad, not to mention God and Jesus. No Disney incubator belched him forth. His manager, Scott “Scooter” Braun, first saw him on YouTube but couldn’t interest record companies without the Disney or Nickelodeon imprimatur. So Braun enlisted Usher, whom Bieber idolized, and Usher brought in producer Antonio “L.A.” Reid. But in the end, Bieber sold himself, on the road, in big and little markets, strumming and crooning for D.J.’s, until little girls began to mass outside radio stations like zombies in a George Romero movie.

Director Jon M. Chu jumps back and forth between the account of Bieber’s rise (with adorable home movies) and the countdown to his sold-out August 2010 concert at the “pinnacle,” Madison Square Garden: “Ten Days to Madison Square Garden ... Nine Days to Madison Square Garden …” Since Bieber is already playing to sold-out arenas, there’s little in the way of suspense—until he starts to lose his voice and has to cancel a show in Syracuse. A doctor arrives. Justin’s tonsils, in close-up, look bad. “There’s gonna be a lot of kids let down,” says Bieber. But you gotta beliebe.

I saw Bieber perform over a year ago at a kiddie lollapalooza concert on Long Island, and he was in a different league from the other entities. He has a voice that needs no help from sound mixers and an easy, effortless-seeming slickness. The songs are about love, and if that sounds generic, so do they. That said, having risen out of the social network, he has more communication tools at his disposal than, say, Donny Osmond in his day. In the middle of “Baby,” he raps: “Yeah, I’m 16 and I thought that you’d be mine / I used to tweet you and text you and call you and hit you on Facebook all the time … Can’t believe that you did me wrong / We were on iChat all night long.”

The point is that Bieber is but a click away. “One day I tweeted him 100 times,” brags one girl. Another gushes, “I think about him, like, 99 percent of my life.” And with all that social media, she can.

In concert, one girl is always pulled from her seat to sit on a stool onstage during the number “One Less Lonely Girl.” As the blonde lass weeps and weeps while Bieber descends, messianically, to give her life (and a bouquet), I checked out my daughter and her friend—both rapt, both crying. I find him such a bland, pious, profoundly unthreatening little Furby of a pop idol, but little girls’ celebrity crushes are not to be trifled with. And this sensationally engineered promo film makes Justin Bieber look like a true force of nature.