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The Bling Ring

(No longer in theaters)
  • Rating: R — for teen drug and alcohol use, and for language including some brief sexual references
  • Director: Sofia Coppola   Cast: Emma Watson, Leslie Mann, Taissa Farmiga, Claire Julien, Israel Broussard
  • Running Time: 90 minutes
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Genre

Comedy, Drama

Producer

Sofia Coppola, Roman Coppola, Youree Henley

Distributor

A24 Films

Release Date

Jun 14, 2013

Release Notes

Limited

Official Website

Review

Sofia Coppola’s fifth feature, The Bling Ring, is her most stylish and least interesting. It’s the true story (documented by Nancy Jo Sales in Vanity Fair) of a group of L.A. teens, some privileged, who broke into the manses of famous materialists like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and made off with millions of dollars of designer clothes, shoes, purses, etc. Coppola has made a specialty of evoking spiritual dislocation in fabulous locales, all while moving among (and designing for) the people whose existence she finds so hollow. That’s fine—they’re her tribe. And she’s not without empathy. Or hasn’t been till now.

On the evidence, she hates every lying, vacuous character in The Bling Ring—except maybe the boy, Marc (Israel Broussard), who trails after Rebecca (Katie Chang) because she’s beautiful and confident and he’s new in school and is sad his looks aren’t “A-list.” He has a whiff of Beaver Cleaver. The others are low-hanging fruitcakes. Rebecca isn’t just a kleptomaniac, she’s relentless, voracious—a sociopath. The most prodigious flake is the Nicki of Emma Watson, whose Valley Girl affect is so energetically, cartoonishly unconvincing that she’s actually fun to watch. Watson is still close enough to Hermione to make her character’s winding around a stripper pole seem scandalous. And it’s amusing to think as she pounces on the Louboutins chez Lohan how thrilled LiLo would be to have a wealthy British A-lister like Watson in her skank-pit.

Apart from scenes with Leslie Mann as a mother who propagates the wisdom of The Secret (she’d be too heavy-handed for a Disney Channel sitcom), The Bling Ring is enjoyable. And it’s always easy on the eyes. I laughed at some of the running gags—like the way the girls gather round the computer to behold the latest news about celebrity misdeeds. And are those the celebrities’ real homes? Gak! But for the first time in a Sofia Coppola film, what you see is all you get. Even facing the horror of years in prison, her bling ring spout vapid clichés. Paris Hilton would be the Hamlet of this group.

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