house dogs

The Crif Dog customize our handmade, naturally smoked dog any way you like it				plain 2.50
New Yorker classic snappy grilled all-beef frankfurter (don't forget toppings)				2.25
Chili Dog a well done dog smothered in mustard, onions and our secret chili sauce - a national past time				4
Chihuahua a bacon wrapped dog covered w/ avocados and sour cream (don't be scared)				4.50
Add Salsa				0.50
Philly Tubesteak our dog casually attired in cheese & sauteed onions				3.75
Add Jalapeños				0.25
Temptee Dog our dog with a schmier of cream cheese				3.75
Great w/ Bacon				add 0.75
Veggie Special veggie dog with onions, tomato, cucumber and jalapeños			4.50	plain 4
Sourcheese Dog our dog with thinly sliced half-sour pickles and melted cheese				3.75
Chang bacon wrapped dog topped with kimchee				4.50
Blt our famous bacon wrapped dog with lettuce, tomatoe and mayo				4.25
Tsunami a house dog, bacon wrapped, w/ teriyaki, pineapple and green onions				4.50
Good Morning a bacon wrapped dog smothered w/ melted cheese and a fried egg				4.50
Corn Dog a house dog dipped in our special batter and deep fried to perfection			4.50	veggie 4.75
Spicy Redneck a house dog, bacon wrapped, w/ chili, cole slaw, and jalapeños				4.50

this will make you wanna hump your mama

burgers

$5 & Toppings

toppings
Mustard				free
Ketchup				free
Sauerkraut				free
Relish				free
Raw Onions				free
House Relish				free
Chili				1
Cheese american, cheddar, swiss				0.75
Chili Cheese				2
Egg				1
Bacon Wrapped				1
Cream Cheese				0.50
Salsa				0.50
Pineapple				0.50
Avocado				1
Sour Cream				0.50
Pickles				0.50
Jalapeños				0.50
Sauteed Onions				0.50
Coleslaw				0.50
Diced Tomato				0.25
Diced Cucumber				0.25
Shredded Lettuce				0.25
Baked Beans				0.75

stoner packs

Stoner Pack 1 a mystery grab bag of eats - we won't tell you what you are getting - but we guarantee that it will fill the moderately stoned dude				10
Stoner Pack 2 really the same as 1, but enough to satisfy two regular stoners or 1 really, really fucked individual				20
Stoner Pack 3 here's where we really begin to part with reality, enough to feed four dudes, unless they have been on the couch for the last three hours breaking in the new bong, in which case may we recommend				30
Stoner Pack 4 if you are the group that was mentioned in 3, then here is the stoner pack for you. there is no way you are going to finish this, i don't care how high you are. no really, you won't be able to eat it all, i dare ya. in fact i double dog dare ya				40

fries

Fries/tater Tots			sml 2.50	lrg 3.50
Cheesefries			sml 3	lrg 4
Chilicheesefries			sml 3.50	lrg 4.50

sides

Beans				1.75
Slaw				1.75
Chili				2.25
Cheese				1.75
Avocado				2.25

shakes and floats

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, coffee, Shakes			reg 4	lrg 5
Root Beer Float				5

drinks

Beer
Pork Slap				4
Pbr				2
Soda red birch beer, stewarts root beer rc cola, 7up, diet rite, orange			med 1.25	lrg 1.75
Lemonade			med 2.50	lrg 3
Bottled Water				1.50

Canned Soda Available For Delivery or Pickup