| CHESteven Soderbergh, 2008 |
Benicio Del Toro |
Asthma |
Takes the town of Santa Clara with a ragtag army, but executes two rapists. |
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| CHE GUEVARAJosh Evans, 2005 |
Eduardo Noriega |
Self-doubt |
Cures a young boy of parasites, but executes a traitor. |
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| THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES Walter Salles, 2004 |
Gael García Bernal |
Relentless honesty |
Refuses gloves when working with lepers, but rudely maligns a generous doctor’s novel. |
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| FIDEL David Attwood, 2002 |
Gael García Bernal |
A fondness for executions |
Inspires Fidel to carry on with the revolution, then gets on his case about the Cuban Missile Crisis. |
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| MONTY PYTHON LIVE AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL1982 |
Michael Palin |
His lack of knowledge of English football |
Doesn’t execute the game-show host, but doesn’t execute Mao Tse-tung, either. |
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| CHE! Richard Fleischer, 1969 |
Omar Sharif |
Idealism |
Teaches his men to read and write, but executes scads of traitors. |
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| BLOODY CHE CONTRA Paolo Heusch, 1968 |
Francisco Rabal |
Doesn’t appear to have any |
Pays peasants double for food, and merely contemplates a heist to raise money for guerrillas. |
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