Sexiest Rock Royalty
Liv Tyler

Why: From her sexy-siren ur-Britney turns in her dad’s Aerosmith videos to her eccentrically earthy movie roles, Liv Tyler has never failed to captivate. In person, her Alpine lips (thanks, Pop!) and defiantly anti-waif figure are even more seductive.

Dream On: Tyler has been starring in her own romance for years. This March, she married the lucky fella: rocker Royston Langdon of Spacehog. (Someday, their beautiful kids can star in his videos.)

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Sexiest Playwright
Jon Robin Baitz

Why: Lincoln Center’s André Bishop has said that if Noël Coward and Arthur Miller had a son, it would be Jon Robin Baitz. The muscular, baby-faced playwright sets sultry scenes, and actors from Julianna Margulies to Al Pacino clamor to play his emotionally complicated characters.

Take Him Out: Now that Baitz has broken up with longtime boyfriend Joe Mantello (the Tony-winning director of Take Me Out), we can’t imagine the throngs of men auditioning to be his next act.