Sexiest “Sexy But Doesn’t Know It”
Paul Rudd

Why: Because Neil LaBute was onto something when he cast Rudd as someone tragically unaware of his own sex appeal in The Shape of Things. He’s a little shy, a touch dopey, a bit on the short side, but . . . those eyes!

Hava Negilah: It’s pretty damn adorable that this 34-year-old Kansas native used to be a bar mitzvah D.J. But sadly he’s taken: In February, he married publicist Julie Yaeger in a quiet upstate ceremony.

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Sexiest Banker
Gerrity Lansing

Why: The managing partner of the stock-trading firm Madison Trading, Lansing may not own a jet or the biggest townhouse in town (à la Jeffrey Epstein), but he’s sexy in a Hyannisport way. Thick brown hair, pearly teeth, and just buff enough.

Marrying Up: He got even sexier last year by tying the knot with Patricia Herrera (see his Sexiest Hostess mother-in-law)—sending much of the Upper East Side’s young female population into a deep depressive swoon.