Sexiest Waitresses
Coffee Shop at Union Square
Why: Apparently, there’s a law that every impossibly slim, inconceivably gorgeous girl who comes to New York hoping to make it big must wait tables here (notable alums include Jennifer Esposito and Selma Blair—not to mention Maxwell and Taye Diggs). Of course, sometimes the waitresses attract too much attention. “We keep the employee-phone-number list very private,” says co-owner Charles Milite. (Photographed by Karen Pearson.)

Sexiest Comedian
Jon Stewart

Why: “Women will come up to me after I’ve just performed,” says Lewis Black, “and say, ‘Will you tell Jon Stewart that I want to fuck him?’ ” It happens so often that Stewart’s Daily Show colleague has a stock response—“I actually have his penis, you know.”

Hold On, Ladies: Stewart married longtime girlfriend Tracey McShane in 2000, having fended off rumors about Daisy Fuentes and Lara Flynn Boyle. “Tracey’s terrific,” says Black. “I don’t know what she’s thinking.”


Photo credit: Courtesy of Comedy Central.

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