Sohn: Very royal-family. This guy would definitely not
call you back.
Boardman: How can you go wrong with a studly
18-year-old in sexy shoes? Might be more marrying
material than dirty-sex-in-a-public-park material, but
we’ll take him either way.
Johnson: He could be a male model. He’ll
definitely do well out there.
Talley: It’s nice that he’s wearing a
jacket, but where’s the pocket square?
Givhan: I’m not getting supernice guy; I’m
getting “Yeah, I’m sexy,” and he is.
He’s doing a little GQ pose there, but he
also looks like the kind of guy who would actually
stand around a bar like that.