5. Because a Legally Blind, Formerly Adulterous Onetime Recreational Coke User Can Be Governor

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(Photo: Mike Groll/AP (Paterson); Shannon Stapleton/Landov (Spitzer))

6. Because When We Flame Out, We Do So in Spectacular Fashion
(though perhaps not as spectacular as some)

Obama Is One of Us	Our Streets Could Give Robert Moses a Coronary
Tina Brown Is Back for a Fifth Act	The Knicks Will Always Be Fun to Watch
Madonna's Back to Distract Us	Our Teachers Aren't Prim Homebodies
Our Stage Is Big Enough for Hillary’s Season of Drama	Sarah Palin Was No Match for Katie Couric
We Fight Over Cultural Spaces	Where Else Would a Tour-Bus Driver Also Be a King?
People Will Do Crazy Things to Live Here	The Staten Island Ferry Saved a Life
Eli Is Now the Manning	Our Butchers Have Groupies
We’re Making Serious Wine in Red Hook	Kids Here Love the Avant-Garde
Ditmas Park Is the New San Francisco	Our Mayor Is a Self-Regarding Masochist
Our Hot Dogs Are Political	See All the Reasons to Love New York