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45-54. Because New Yorkers Have Good Luck Even With Terrible Luck


Because this year 

a man could fall face-flat on the third rail

a baby could be born on the Bowling Green subway platform

a man could have an AC unit accidentally fall on his head

a woman could get bitten by a rabid raccoon

a man could jump off a 40-story building and land on a Dodge Charger

a 3-year-old could tumble from a fourth-story window in the Bronx

a man minding his own business could get beaten up by a man dressed as a scary clown on Halloween

an MTA worker could fall off an elevated train platform in Queens onto a street

a man could crash his car on the Taconic State Parkway and get stuck in a swamp for four days

a family of six could find themselves in the midst of a building fire

and live.


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