27. Because, Here, Fame Is As Snippy As Middle School.

Photo: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images (De Niro); Andy Lyons/Getty Images (Jay-Z); Paul Zimmerman/Getty Images (Jay-Z on iPhone). Illustration by Darrow.

“If somebody calls you six times, you call them back,” Robert De Niro scolded Jay-Z, the Post reported, at Leonardo DiCaprio’s $3 million November birthday party. (The rapper had agreed to record a song to promote the Tribeca Film Festival, then went AWOL.) “It doesn’t matter who you are, that is just rude.”

28. Because Ellen Grossman can make small talk with a stranger on the subway, find out who the stranger is, end up on YouTube, and have the city fall in love with her.

27. Because, Here, Fame Is As Snippy As Middle School.