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Tim Burton's vision of Sleepy Hollow

For Horsemen
Sleepy Hollow Cemetery
Established 1849
540 North Broadway
Sleepy Hollow, N.Y.
914-631-0081

Washington Irving not only made this town famous with his tale of the Headless Horseman, he also named its graveyard and is buried here. With its Old World architecture and musty but dignified atmosphere, Sleepy Hollow is a serene respite from the nearby 21st-century traffic. It runs into the Old Dutch Burying Ground, where people were first interred in 1650 and which predates American-made brick.

The Lowdown: A glamour buy for the robber baron in your family.

Notable Residents: Andrew Carnegie, William Rockefeller, Walter Chrysler, IBM founder Thomas Watson

 
Alan J. Pakula

By Jitney...
Green River Cemetery
Established 1903
Accabonac Highway
Springs
, N.Y.


It figures that the hardest cemetery to get into in New York City is in East Hampton. With an A-list celebrity roster and only so much land to go around, Green River is the "in" place to be buried. As its chic mounted over the years, plot prices have climbed into the six figures. Sure, the grounds can get a little messy and could use a dab of paint here and there, but if your influential, would-be neighbors don't mind, who are you to complain? More to the point, is there anything you can do to land a spot? In 1992, the widow of Steven J. Ross, funeral-parlor owner-turned-creator of Time Warner, bought up the 110 remaining grave plots in the cemetery's scanty three acres, setting off a firestorm of protest. While the cemetery added a fourth acre in response, there currently isn't any space left — unless, that is, you know Mrs. Ross well enough to score one. She did reportedly donate a grave from her stash for director Alan J. Pakula.

The Lowdown: To make East Hampton more than just your summer place, you'll have to cozy up to Courtney Sale Ross.

Notable Residents: Writer A.J. Liebling; director Alan J. Pakula; artists Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner, Elaine de Kooning (Willem's wife), and Stuart Davis; Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jean Stafford; Time Warner CEO Steven J. Ross; composer Stefan Wolpe

Judy Garland
Diva's Delight
Ferncliff Cemetery
Established 1902
Secor Road
Hartsdale, NY
914-562-9321


Located less than 25 miles north of the city, Ferncliff's 63 acres of park-like grounds (plus some undeveloped wooded land) include three mausoleums, though grave stones are no longer permitted. You can get no greater endorsement than the residency of Joan Crawford, Unit 8, Alcove E, Crypt 42. If it was good enough for Mommie Dearest, surely it's good enough for the likes of you.

The Lowdown: For the classically artistic, theater-loving New Yorker who won't take any guff. If you want to splurge for the whole family, a private, marble room with stained glass windows can be yours for as little as $287,500. There's also room in Judy Garland's mausoleum.

Notable Residents: Joan Crawford, Judy Garland, Ed Sullivan, composers Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II, playwright Hart Moss, novelist James Baldwin, writer-director Preston Sturges, Malcolm X and Betty Shabazz. For you cremation snobs, the facility here was used for John Lennon and Nelson Rockefeller, among other powerhouses.

 
St. Patrick's Cathedral
New York's Most Exclusive Cemetery
St. Patrick's Cathedral
Established 1858
460 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
212-753-2261

To be perfectly frank, you haven't got a chance in hell of being buried at this ultra-elite spot for the archbishops of New York. But just for the sake of argument, let's say you were born a Haitian slave and were brought to the States by your masters, then used the money you earned as a hairdresser to buy not your own freedom, but the freedom of other slaves, and to help the poor. You then wound up supporting your own master and ultimately helped found an orphanage and a cathedral. Or something like that. Then, just maybe, you might score as well as Pierre Toussaint, the only layperson to be buried alongside the crypt's 12 other residents. Toussaint died in 1853 and was moved to St. Patrick's at the behest of Cardinal John O'Connor. The crypt has only eight spots left.

The Lowdown: Dream on.

Notable Residents: Pierre Toussaint, Cardinal John O'Connor, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

Photos: Paramount Pictures/Mandalay Pictures LLC; AFP/Corbis; CinemaPhoto/Corbis; Rebecca Gallagher
 
 
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