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1. Kills animals
Declared to the world last year that he would only eat meat if it came from beasts he had slaughtered personally. Won mano a mano battles with chickens, pigs, goats (he slit their throats), and even a bison (he displays the head
in FB HQ).
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2. Rides animals
Mounted a buffalo
in Vietnam and traveled by donkey through Morocco.
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3. Pulls pranks
Zuckerberg “iced” underling Blake Ross, sticking a bottle
of Smirnoff Ice inside a birthday cake and then, as the meme mandated, making Ross chug the putrid malt beverage on
one knee.
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4. Pulls no punches
Asked whether he was going to tell the Winklevosses he was quitting their site to work on his own, Zuckerberg wrote
to a friend: “yea i’m going to fuck them. probably in the year.” He corrected himself: “*ear.”
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5. Rolls with muscle
Has a 24-hour security detail, including a bodyguard stationed outside his Palo Alto mansion.
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6. Hangs out
with muscle
Chills with Jet Li
(or at least, he
did once).
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