Intelligencer

Back and Forth

(Photo: Patrick McMullan)

Is there something you still just don’t get about guys?

LP: “Why they insist on leaving their socks and clothes on the floor. Would they just put them on a chair?”

JR: “What are you saying?”

LP: “Nothing. Nothing. Okay, next question.”

Does Josh do that?

LP: “Next question. Moving on.”

JR: “Were you really just talking about clothes on the floor?”

What is there about women that you just can’t figure out?

JR: “Why they get so bent out of shape over some clothes on the floor. It’s just some clothes. It’s no big deal.”

LP: [Rolls eyes.] “I know. It’s true.”

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