Tell me about your male-bonding.
JS: I had a terrible breakup, and too much, like, pent-up energy, so my friend and I used to do a two-hour routine of swimming, then running, and then we would sauna and beat each other with birch leaves.
PR: I do play poker on occasion.
Does being on the cover of Vanity Fair make you feel like strutting around like big shots?
JS: Paul has reason to strut.
PR: No, I don’t. If you saw us, there was no reason for really any of us to strut.
JS: Paul has never looked better. Uh, there was a picture of Jonah, Seth, and me in body stockings that, um, makes me want to never leave my room.
Did Jason ask you if the bodysuit made him look fat?
PR: I was too worried about my own muffin top in the Tom Ford tux.
JS: I was too busy eating a cheeseburger.