Bills, schmills. You’ll have nukes. If Russia, China, the United States, Japan, and South Korea can’t make us honor our agreements, you won’t have to worry about creditors, lawsuits, and paparazzi. Just fire a missile every now and then in the general direction of Hawaii—it keeps folks guessing.

Well, young Korean boys are cute…

The cutest! Especially those big, sad eyes. And so compliant! You can buy them off with a bowl of rice! Well, what do you say?

What can I say? I’ll be there.