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Sports-Bar Bracketology

Right in time for March Madness, a 32-tavern single-knockout competition.

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For the first time ever, all 67 games in this year’s NCAA basketball tourney will be televised nationally. Great news if your living room contains a quartet of high-def Samsungs. But if it doesn’t, and you’re someone who badly wants not to miss the next Valparaiso–over–Ole Miss buzzer beater, you should opt for a sports bar. We sent out four ESPN obsessives to test 32 local watering holes, about half of which weren’t around for last year’s tournament. They ate copiously, drank prodigiously, and kept (somewhat) meticulous scorecards, awarding points for beer selection, food quality, TV density, peak-time crowdedness and ambience, and “intangibles”—anything from an impressive memorabilia collection to a generous Sunday-afternoon Coors deal. Here, how the nacho chips fell.

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StandingsWinner
43 E. 7th St., at Second Ave.; 212-420-0671
It’ll probably feel like a cattle car if you go there for the Final Four (it’s tiny), but talent like this can’t be denied. It is, quite simply, the Platonic ideal of a sports bar.
Red Star Finalist
37 Greenpoint Ave., at West St.; 718-349-0149
Stadium Grill is as well appointed (and sterile) as an MSG luxury suite. Red Star may not match its creature comforts, but it’s much closer to actually being in the stands.

Wogie’sSemi-Finalist
39 Greenwich Ave., at Charles St.; 212-229-2171
The food is just too good and too cheap—$7.75 for one of the better cheesesteaks in the city—to recommend anywhere else.


Stadium Grill Semi-Finalist
222 W. 44th St., nr. Eighth Ave.; 212-680-0012
The winning tip-in at the buzzer: four tiers of stadium-style seating facing a 50-foot wall of high-def televisions above the bar.
The Ainsworth Quarter-Finalist
122 W. 26th St., nr. Sixth Ave.; 212-741-0646
Snap gets dinged for being a little too theme-y with the décor (sports wallpaper, really?).
Rock Shop Quarter-Finalist
249 Fourth Ave., nr. Carroll St., Park Slope; 718-230-5740
Atmosphere and amenities make up for TV differential. Though that could change once Pub One gets its backyard.
Strawberry’s Sports Grill Quarter-Finalist
42-15 235th St., nr. 43rd Ave., Douglaston: 718-517-8787
Did we mention Darryl’s Shea Stadium locker takes up one of the corners of the bar?
BounceQuarter-Finalist
1403 Second Ave., at 73rd St.; 212-535-2183
During tourney time, you don’t need Manny’s diversions. You do need a comfortable place to park it for several hours.

Second Round

Barrow Street Ale House
15 Barrow St., nr. 4th St.; 212-691-6127
Wins for its livelier atmosphere and plethora of beer options.
SNAP
248 W. 14th St., nr. Eighth Ave.; 646-350-0539
Defeats a worthy, classy opponent on the strength of amazingly good cheeseburger sliders (not the lump-in-a-bun stuff you get elsewhere).
200 Fifth
200 Fifth Ave., nr. Union St.; Park Slope, 718-638-2925
Park Slope’s bruiser easily defeats Peck Slip’s Cinderella. The barrage of TVs is simply too much of a size advantage.
Pub One New York
5 Front St., at Old Fulton St., Dumbo; 347-844-9149
The Dumbo newbie holds off Woodwork’s truffle-macaroni and pickleback attack. Ten screens simply outplay three.
The 13th Step
149 Second Ave., nr. 9th St.; 212-228-8020
Excellent daily specials (half-price beer on Sunday) help it muscle out its pseudo-Prohibition competition.
Third and Long
523 Third Ave., at 35th St.; 212-447-5711
A dead-even matchup of reluctant sports hubs. Third and Long gets the edge for superior game-viewing and a more creative tap.
Blondies
212 W. 79th St., nr. Broadway; 212-362-4360
A cozier dining room and a high density of flat-screens barely bests Stout’s sheer size.
Manny’s on Second
1770 Second Ave., nr. 92nd St.; 212-410-3300
Despite a better menu, Three Monkeys can’t overcome its subpar TV placement. And, hey, Pac-Man!

First Round

Village Lobster & Crab
225 Varick St., nr. Clarkson St.; 646-861-2985
The many flat-screen TVs are always tuned to sports, but the place is often empty and the food doesn’t justify its high prices.
Bleecker Heights Tavern
296 Bleecker St., nr. Seventh Ave., second fl.; 212-675-6157
Tucked above a Five Guys burger joint, it could do more with its quirky-cozy space.
Jake’s Saloon
206 W. 23rd St., nr. Seventh Ave.; 212-337-3100
A classic Irish pub with amiable, be-paunched bartenders and team-logo drawings in the windows.
Warren 77
77 Warren St., nr. W. Broadway; 212-227-8994
One of the few entrants that could double as a date bar, it’s got six flat-screens, solid food, and dark lighting.
Pipin’s Pub
77 Warren St., nr. W. Broadway; 212-227-8994
With nine scattered TVs and a standard menu, Pipin is more middling neighborhood restaurant than rip-roaring sports bar.
Keg No. 229
229 Front St., nr. Peck Slip; 212-566-2337
Four pour-your-own beer stations make a fun gimmick, but three measly TVs and an overly touristy crowd set it back.
Mulholland’s
312 Grand St., at Havemeyer St., Williamsburg; 718-486-3473
A decent setup diminished by a minority of locals who seemingly couldn’t care less about the game.
Woodwork
583 Vanderbilt Ave., at Dean St., Prospect Heights; 718-857-5777
It’s better known as an English soccer bar, though bartenders usually give priority to big U.S. events.
The Horsebox
218 Ave. A, nr. 14th St.; 646-370-1791
Comfortable but fairly uninspired, with same ol’ beers, haphazard TV placement, and an obligatory dartboard.
The Draft Bar
157 Ludlow St., nr. Stanton St.; 212-777-7708
Exposed brick, a D.J. booth, and floral (!) wallpaper make this LES freshman feel more like a speakeasy.
Blackbird’s
41-19 30th Ave., at 42nd St., Astoria; 718-943-6899
Can’t fault the cut-above pub grub, but deduct points for serving beers in hipster-pandering Mason jars.
Bar XII
206 E. 34th St., nr. Third Ave.; 212-545-9912
A wannabe nightclub that has settled for life as a sports bar, with pink track lighting, bottle service, and burnt nachos.
Traffic
986 Second Ave., nr. 52nd St.; 212-813-1595
The bi-level midtown spot brings in plenty of, yes, traffic despite the uninspired beer selection (just four on tap, six by bottle).
Stout
133 W. 33rd St., nr. Seventh Ave.; 212-629-6191
Avoid this pumped-up three-floor Irish pub before or after MSG events, the better to enjoy the sizable beer menu.
Three Monkeys
236 W. 54th St., nr. Broadway; 212-586-2080
The good: huge beer menu, great beer-brined wings. The bad: Sit at a table downstairs and you’re craning your neck.
Village Pourhouse
982 Amsterdam Ave., nr. 109th St.; 212-979-2337
The mini-chain’s Columbia branch may be frattier than its NYU one. Suggested beer pairings are a nice touch.

Reported by Eric Benson, Joe DeLessio, Michael Kruse, and Ben Mathis-Lilley


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