PartyLines- photographs by Patrick McMullan

What do you hate more: scleroderma or being interviewed? “They’re both running neck and neck at this point.” —Gilbert Gottfried

—Katie Couric

—Kelly Ripa

What’s your favorite episode of Full House? “There was a donkey that got an erection because there was air-conditioning, and then it did its business on the floor.” —Bob Saget

—Dana Delany

—Bryant Gumbel

What’s your favorite thing to call Jeff Garlin on Curb Your Enthusiasm? “ A fat fuck.”
—Susie Essman

—Jeff Zucker

—Caryn Zucker

Who are you voting for? “Starting a year ahead of time is a bit like starting a marathon really early. It’s a lot of foreplay. Ask women; at a certain point you get numb. ” —Robin Williams

—Tory Burch

—Bobbi Brown

—Caroline Hirsch

Did you have any sex scenes with Sharon Stone in your latest movie? “It’s unfortunate: She plays my mother. But I tried to write one in.” —Jimmy Fallon