PartyLines- photographs by Patrick McMullan

Are you a fan of any Bravo series? “What's that show about the gay guys?”
—Tila Tequila (GETTY IMAGES)

—Padma Lakshmi (GETTY IMAGES)

What's the best place to pick up women in New York? “Whole Foods, baby. Everybody's gotta go through produce. ”
—Tyson Beckford (GETTY IMAGES)

—Katrina Bowden (GETTY IMAGES)

How many e-mails did you get after Obama got the nomination? “Oh, gosh. Between my six e-mail accounts, it's hard to keep track. ”
—“Obama Girl,” Amber Lee Ettinger (GETTY IMAGES)

—Rachel Zoe (GETTY IMAGES)

You're nominated tonight for a ‘Most Dramatic’ award. What are your chances? “I don't know if I'll win. The entire Bravo network is drama. ” —Christian Siriano (GETTY IMAGES)

—Nikki Blonsky (GETTY IMAGES)

What do you hate about the Hamptons? “The drive. When I get to exit 22 after two hours, I'm like, ‘We've got to turn back.’”
—Candace Bushnell (GETTY IMAGES)

—Molly Sims (GETTY IMAGES)

Do you watch yourself on Top Chef? “I have to. I write a blog.” —Tom Colicchio (GETTY IMAGES)

—Ted Allen (GETTY IMAGES)

What do you expect from Real Housewives in New Jersey? “I think they cast it very eccentric — big hair, long nails with those fake French manicures.” —Jill Zarin (GETTY IMAGES)

—Bethenny Frankel (GETTY IMAGES)

—Judah Friedlander (GETTY IMAGES)

Who would win in fight between Real Housewives and Bad Girls on your show? “You can't be on my show if you're known. But that would be a good special.” —Jerry Springer (GETTY IMAGES)

—Jay McCarroll (GETTY IMAGES)

Where does your family vacation? “We have a four-seater plane. We'll go either to Kentucky Kingdom or Six Flags.”
—Niki Taylor (GETTY IMAGES)

—Rachel Dratch (GETTY IMAGES)

On your new show, you help people cook meals for important events in their life. “I make the dish in their kitchens. They're really small, and they can't fit the lights in there.”
—Rocco DiSpirito (GETTY IMAGES)

—Lauren Hutton (GETTY IMAGES)

San Francisco recently declared ‘Margaret Cho Day.’ How do you celebrate your own holiday? “You go and get a facial … not the kind of facial you think.” —Margaret Cho (GETTY IMAGES)