PartyLines- photographs by Patrick McMullan

What drugs should people use while seeing this movie? “Heroin will make it funnier. And crack will make you lose your memory so you’ll have to see it multiple times.” —Seth Rogan

Were you injured while making this film? “James Franco bit me in the butt. It didn’t make the movie, but that’s okay.” —Rosie Perez

What drugs should you use while watching the movie? “Nothing's necessary. But if you do smoke weed, I'm sure it can’t hurt.” —James Franco

— Paul Rudd

Have you had any bad drug experiences? “When I was 20 and in Amsterdam, I bought this huge space cake that was completely green. I’ve never done drugs since.” —Rachel Dratch

—Russell Simmons

—Rory Culkin

What’s with all the stoner movies this season? “That’s the thing about being stoned—you can watch the same thing over and over and still find it funny.” —Kieran Culkin

Did you use a BeDazzler on that glove? “Kind of like that, but more high-tech.” —Rumer Willis

—Michael Musto

Should people see this movie baked? “I’m not a big weed fan. You should only see this movie on Nyquil.” —Judd Apatow

—Todd Oldham

How did you gain weight for Watchmen? “I tried to work out without sweating.” —Patrick Wilson

—Michael Strahan

What did everyone smoke on set? “Some herb that didn’t have THC in it. You can’t really sustain a work ethic if you’re high.” —David Gordon Green

—Martha Plimpton

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done while high? “I teared up after winning the World Cup on my Xbox.” —Seth Meyers

—Shaggy

Should you watch this movie baked? “I don’t do any drugs! Children throughout the world look up to me.” Which kids? “I can’t name every kid in the world.” —Judah Friedlander