Your new movie Love Ranch is about a brothel. How did you prepare?
“I spent some time in brothels in Nevada. With Helen Mirren.”
Are you picking a side on Election Day?
“I'd like to see a third party emerge, give those other two parties a kick in the ass. They're really not donkeys or elephants, they're pigs! And they're eating their young. Fuck 'em.”
—F. Murray Abraham
Are you cutting back on spending?
“I'm always budget-conscious. I like to consolidate and de-accumulate.”
—S. Epatha Merkerson
You voted against the bailout.
“I opposed it completely. I'm opposed to bailing out the people in the first damn place.”
—Congressman John Conyers
Are you cutting back because of the recession?
“I have a place to live and a lot of cat food stocked up, so I think we're good.”
Is there a real-life scenario you’d like to get written into Law & Order?
“Obama is pulled over for a parking violation and he gets arrested because he has the same last name as another felon.”
Have you done any stumping for Obama?
“I'm such an interesting individual, if I endorse a person, it might hurt 'em.”
—Ice-T and Coco