Have you ever posed for a portrait?
“I sat for this Norwegian painter. He asked me if I wanted to sit for him, and I said, ‘Only if I can have one of your paintings.’ So he was like, ‘We’ll do a trade of whatever,’ and I got this incredible picture of a weird old lady holding a swan. And he got me!”
Who has the portrait now?
“It’s hanging in the Norwegian embassy in Copenhagen. That’s what people have to look at!”