Have you ever gotten into a fight over a piece of clothing?
“When I was younger, a Belgian girl and I got into a fight over a YSL T-shirt at a thrift store. I came out on the losing end, and let me tell you, if I could do it again that shirt would be mine, goddamn it. We didn’t really get into fisticuffs, but she said she had put it aside for herself, and I grabbed it. You snooze, you lose.”