Balletomanes get down with corps of their affection (and a dancing volcano!).

Needs radical treatment to survive.

Band, fans distraught.

And it’s not half bad, either.

They party with Paris and Lindsay.

Deep inside the forbidding opus dei citadel in midtown, young numeraries hold sing-alongs.

Apartment-shoppers at a Fort Greene open house opine on a one-bedroom on South Oxford Street.

De-grime the kitchen yourself? Outsource your shameful clutter to an expert? Either way, it’s time to organize, disinfect, air out, and otherwise improve your home (and yourself).

How to get the fridge shining, the stove gleaming and the cabinets impeccably crumb-free.

How to go from chaos to orderly, alphabetized serenity.