Or, how to stop worrying and save yourself from the president’s profligate spending and stubborn insistence on no new taxes.

The search-engine giant may seem overpriced, but gun-shy analysts, afraid of hyping stocks in the Spitzer era, have actually undervalued it.

Oil’s north of $60, yet ExxonMobil’s stuck in the middle of the pack. Dump your tired old blue chips and trade them in for newer, faster ponies.

It wasn’t just bad management that brought down the Morgan Stanley chief. It was also the fact that no one could stand him.

Have you given up all hope of making any money on any stock, ever? That's a sure sign that it's time to get back in the market.

Nobody said those gravity-defying dot-com stocks would stay up forever -- at least, nobody will admit to it after the past two weeks. It's a cruel new world out there. Take it from James Cramer, an e-millionaire who's crashed and learned.

One of Howard Kurtz's targets in "The Fortune Tellers," his harsh indictment of financial journalists, is a manic, overemotional wild man named Jim Cramer. No relation, of course.

If your passion is short-selling or bonds, by all means pull the lever for Bush and his tax cut. But if you want to work the upside, Gore's your candidate.

Health-care stocks are headed downward whether Bush or Kerry wins this fall.

Throughout the decade-long bull market, I often missed the thrills and chills of serious short selling; luckily, for those of us with a taste for the downside, good times are back.