If Lizzie Grubman can't return to P.R., what should she do?

It’s axiomatic that when a presidential candidate finishes his convention speech, the moment is capped with a shower of balloons and confetti. So when the DNC balloon drop didn’t go as planned, producer Don Mischer was caught live on CNN screaming, “Where the hell—there’s nothing falling! What the f--- are you guys doing up there?” Jada Yuan spoke to RNC balloon man Treb Heining to see how he’ll avoid a similar mishap.

Now that Art Cooper’s “resigned,” how would you make over GQ?

Smash! Pow! Oooww, stop that! How should Gest and Minnelli resolve their differences?

Comments from Katrina Vanden Heuvel, Ed Koch, Howard Wolfson, Bob Kerrey, Tom Wolfe, Kieran Mahoney, and Dr. Calvin Butts

The invasion of knobs and drums begins.

First Friends. Now Frasier. Which TV show should end next? And which one should last forever?

If Paris can benefit from the simple life (a big if), who else should be shipped off to the farm?

First O’Neill. Now Clarke. Whose Bush tell-all is next?

Al Gore just bought a cable network to start a youth news channel. If you had your own network, what would you put on it?