Our possibly certifiable columnist invested $125,000 in 50 top mutual funds to see how they'd perform for a year. Now he's -- much -- poorer. And wiser.

Doing all my trading in public seemed like a good idea at the time -- but it turns out there's nothing worse than being caught outside with your portfolio down.

Consumers keep spending and the Fed keeps cutting interest rates -- but we're still talking recession. What's up with that? For one explanation, try asking a CEO.

You'll never guess who dull old Verizon has been humiliating in the brutal telecommunications race. (No names, please, but the poor fool's initials are AT&T.)

Wall Street's Pearl Harbor has come and gone, and the tide has turned, so why aren't you buying again? Come on, folks, the only thing you have to fear is fear itself!

Now that Wall Street has relegated every last dot-com to the dustbin of history, maybe it's time for the smart money to do a little Dumpster diving.

Ready for a shock? Not only is the economy going to rebound, but some of the best stock buys right now can be found in the much-despised tech sector.

You've been hoarding some cash for a rainy day, right? Because this market slump means bargain prices for five local companies poised to bounce back big.

Investors and stock analysts are trying to blame all their current problems on Fed chairman Alan Greenspan -- but the ingrates should be on their knees thanking him!

Vince and Martha went public the same day. She did everything right and with flawless taste (darn her). He gave us XFL. So guess who gets the buy.