I’m like, “I cannot believe she’s still this fly.” I’m like, “What’s up, Donna?” and I give her a hug.

We get dressed up as cowboys and cowgirls. I have several outfits that revolve around leather chaps.

I’m regal; I have a big crown. And I get a queen during the holidays.

We're right on the market for sunglasses, like the big Olsen seventies aviators. Jewelrywise, we have all the wood beads and bangles - the ethnic look is really in.

"Yeah, like Audrey Hepburn made Givenchy famous? We made bondage and rock and roll famous."

Mostly men buy cacti. I don’t know why that’s so, but men love cactus. It has something to do—

The pipe smoker is subtler, more laid-back. Seldom is he kinetic. Cigar smokers are more sensual, tactile, like the habit itself.

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One time we had three customers fighting over a Jessica Simpson wig.

There's a handbag from the Mediterranean Group. It's got a pocket in the back for a plane ticket, a cell-phone pocket, a Palm-pilot pocket, a key chain inside. The only thing that bag needs is a toilet.