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Ask Shop Clerk Archive

June 13, 2005
Aisha Dewar

I’m like, “I cannot believe she’s still this fly.” I’m like, “What’s up, Donna?” and I give her a hug.

June 6, 2005
Beverley Ruddock

We get dressed up as cowboys and cowgirls. I have several outfits that revolve around leather chaps.

December 20, 2004
"King" Willie Howard III

I’m regal; I have a big crown. And I get a queen during the holidays.

April 25, 2005
Ashley Bigelow

We're right on the market for sunglasses, like the big Olsen seventies aviators. Jewelrywise, we have all the wood beads and bangles - the ethnic look is really in.

March 14, 2005
Jimmy Webb

"Yeah, like Audrey Hepburn made Givenchy famous? We made bondage and rock and roll famous."

April 11, 2005
Barbara Caldwell

Mostly men buy cacti. I don’t know why that’s so, but men love cactus. It has something to do—

April 4, 2005
Gerry Laboy

The pipe smoker is subtler, more laid-back. Seldom is he kinetic. Cigar smokers are more sensual, tactile, like the habit itself.

March 23, 2005
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Interesting Quote From Clerk

December 13, 2004
Christina Feliciano

One time we had three customers fighting over a Jessica Simpson wig.

May 2, 2005
Salvatore Pappalardo

There's a handbag from the Mediterranean Group. It's got a pocket in the back for a plane ticket, a cell-phone pocket, a Palm-pilot pocket, a key chain inside. The only thing that bag needs is a toilet.

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